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Wednesday, December 21

Texas

Crystal is officially gone, moping around Mississippi, that's for sure.  I am about up to here with all the moping and the whining and the "Stella, I want to come home"-ing.  Her status for face book is actually, D': Dx I hate Mississippi.  What doesn't help is that Josh dumped her on Thursday, saying that he was already in a long distance relationship and he didn't want to try and work it out.  This is what a typical conversation between us is like:
Crystal
Me
D: I hate Mississippi.
Why
It's stupid and I hate it.
That's not a very good reason.
Well too bad, I hate it.
Go outside.
It's cold outside.
LOL. That's a song.
Nothing is funny anymore.There is no more color in the world.
-.- Stop it
Stop what
Stop cutting yourself.
I'm not cutting myself.
Yes you are.  Don't try to lie.
Why.
Because it's bad.
So?
If you cut yourself, you use a blade, which is usually dirty.
So?
You'll get an infection.
So?
Infections are bad.
So?

You can DIE.
...and? Better than here in Mississippi.
If you die from the infection caused by the blade, that's considered suicide.
So?
Suicide means you go to Hell.
No.
Yes.
Only a place for non christans.
-.-
Stella has signed off
Really I'm invisible because I'm waiting for Emily so I can talk to her and we can make another story.
I can't believe what Josh did.
I hate him. I hate him so much. 
He's such a jerk! AHhhh!
What's worse is that I"m happy.  I'm happy she's gone.  I don't want to be, but I am.  I am happy that the person I fought to be my friend again is gone.  Purple Otter understands somewhat, but I don't.  My pet otter understands something about me that I don't. Sigh.

Tuesday, November 29

Devestation

Josh and Crystal are dating... I can't believe I let myself fall for him.  No, no, mustn't anymore, he's off limits. I hope he understands if I stop hanging out there for awhile.  I hope Elaine does too. sigh

Tuesday, November 22

SPOILER: DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN SUPER 8

These are my thoughts that were in my head during the movie.
hmmmmm. Cool. Emma told me the kid's mom died.
Ooh, cool zombie scene.
This kid knows alot about filming.
That girl is a really good actress.
Cool, a train.
Production value? I t'll ran just cuz of a train? No. That's stupid.  I can't hear a word they are saying.
A truck. What's with the truck... HOLY MOTHER OF EGGS! EXPLOSION! COOL! LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWL. PEOPLE ARE ALMOST DYING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ooh. Blood. Just fake? Awwwwwwwwwwww.
Eggs? I see egg cartons.
Truck. it would have been funneh if it was left unscathed.
Ooh. Person.
Note? Map?
HE'S ALIVE?!
GUN!
Do not speak of this. OR EVERYONE YOU LOVE WILL DIE.  meep *hides* Okay mr.
Another train?People! Aliens! oh. no. just people.  FROM TEH GOVERNMENT!
SHHHHHHHHH! SHE CAN"T DRIVE WITH EVERYONE TALKING!
SLEEP!
NEW HOUSE!
TWINS! HITTING EACH OTHER WITH BATS!
-.- Her clothing is too modest.
TRAIN CRASH!
Imma go steal monehz from me mum. LOLZ
CAMERA STORE!
NEW HOUSE!
BUM DAD! He's not very nice.
OOH! FAKE GUNZ! ZOMBIEZ ARE BEING DEAD.
Train crash is an Air Force training base thing?
`Scuse me.  Can we get another order of fries because my friend here is fat.
ooh. I lieks this song this dude is playing on his walkman.
AHHHHHHHHHHH. Bicylce  ringinness!
DOGz!
AHH! the ringing is getting faster!
DUMPSTER BEHIND  THE GASOLINE TANK! COOL!
ANT! GIANT MONSTER ANT! 0.o
Oooh. He's really good at zombeh makeup
Yes, because a bear could do that much damage.
Cool. all the engines are gone.
ARMEH TRUCKZ!
Lucy? is that his dog? Lots of dogs are missing.
Dude, you ate the kid's food.
All the power is acting strange... on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off
 The wires are down? wa?
The crap? blocks of discarded things made of metal are being thrown in the sky
20 microwaves...
RUSSIAN INVASION! LOLOLOLOLOLOL. ITS THE SOVIETZ
radio... military chatter. Listen in dude! gah.
Being the deputy's son is hard.  EVERYONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE.
LAWL. YES. HIDE YHUR BAD GRADES! HIDE THEM FROM THE PRETTY GURL.
'A C-?!?!?! You got it a C-?!?!
This necklace is going to be a very important piece of information.
It's like their running away in all different directions. Cool
They LOOK like Soviet Russia dudes...
Hey, that's your camera, but technically my film.
Walking distance.  Any where is walking distance if you have the time.
When I say NO, I don't mean MAYBE, I don't mean YES, I mean NO. Well duh
They have one person to rely on, there used to be someone else, but now it's just me. >.< why do i find this funny?
Imma hungry.
There're's flies on his face. Thats gross.  Open sores.  EWWWW.
DREAM FLASHBACK! DRIVING DOWN A HIGHWAY!
NO! They BOY is supposed to bother the GIRL, waking her up at night, standing outside her window. (that sounds really creeperish) NOT the other way around.
Ooh! the thing is moving. ZOOMPH! ITZ GONE.
my shoulder hurtz.
you can't tell her where she was. that doesn't make any sense.
Not supopsed to drink and drive dude. See that's what happens.
THE GIANT ANTS ATTACK AGAIN! :O THEY TOOK ALICE! HOW DARE THEY!
They're in the WATER TOWER!
LOL. He's like the typical girlfriend.  YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT I'M ANGRY ABOUT!
LAWL. GIRL PROBLEMS. GIANT ANT!
OOH! Evacuation! FIRE! BUS! how does the dad know where he's going?
ooh. a concentration camp.  Nice trick.
You always have to tell someone you believe them. ESPECIALLY if no one believes that person.
LAWL. This movie is funny.
Dude, act like you belong there.
What, I have to wait here like a douche`? Yes. LOL
I can't believe we are breaking into the school! who does that! Idiots do that!
OMG. He's HIGH!
Dude, you just totally stole his mom's necklace!
Hey Mr. Lamm. SHHHHH! lol.
GIANT ANT ATTACK! Attacking inoccent children now?!?!
PROJECTILE VOMITING!
Guys the seat belt's killing me!
Giant ants are giant ant spiders. G.A.S! GAS!
JOHNNY! JOHNNY! WAKE UP! HE'S TOO STONED! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T DO DRUGS!xD
all the tanks are misfiring!
STOP CRYING! WE AREN'T DEAD YET!
There are bodies everywhere.  Dude, I like your decoration scheme.
*SLAP* okay, good your alive. lawl.
Oh, they took the sheriff. You know, usually when people are hanging up side down, their face gets red, and THEY DIE.
METAL SHARDS!
It.turned.into.water. THE CRAP.
the water tower fell, shouldn't they be worried?
LOL he's still stoned!
END! END OF THE MOVEI!
thanks for bearing with me, i would have been saying all these things, irritating Kathrine.
OMG! FOR THOSE WHO READ THIS, BUT DIDN'T WATCH THE MOVIE YET, SHAME ON YOU! BUT WATCH IT! THERE'S A MOVIE THAT GOES ALONG WITH THE CREDITS, AND IT'S HILARIOUS!

Super 8

So I'm sitting in the computer lab, watching Super 8.  It's hard to follow, epically with my short attention span.  I wonder if Purple Otter is getting along with that Katz.  However, it is rather interesting.

Monday, November 21

Thursday, November 3

Cool.

Some dude asked me out today. I feel flattered. I said no, of course, but he IS cute, and he's a NF! I wish I could let myself go out with him, but I can't.  Purple Otter needs me too much. :P. 
So anyway, I need your guys' help.  My friend Aria liked this guy Danny.  He liked her back, or so it seemed, and the relationship "bloomed".  They weren't dating, but they were getting real close.  They went to a movie last Friday, and he had her do something for him that I'd rather not repeat.  Let's just say it was really bad and one person should only d it to another person if they really really really really care (its gross).  Aria did it, she REALLY liked him, and now he says he doesn't care about her anymore.  What a jerk, right? She's really mad at him, and wants to do something that would hurt him.  She gets to see him everyday, all the time.  They catch the same bus, morning and afternoon, hang out with the same friends, and go to te same school.  She doesn't know what to do, so I'm asking you, readers and fellow bloggers, to help her get over this HORRID jerk.
Thanks! I'll post more later,
Pershun.

P.S. I'm thinking of changing the title to something less childish and easier to find, what should it be? (Leave all answers in comments below THNX!)

Monday, August 8

Skool

pershun hash skool 2 go 2 now.  i ish shad. no mo pershun 4 me to bother animor. :c

Saturday, July 2

Best.Summer.Ever

So, this summer started out pretty bad, with Crystal being a mamanga, having to work, knowing that we weren't going to do anything during the summer, the only thing I had to look forward to was to write the beginning of stories with Emily. Then things started to get better, was getting payed, on average, $230 every two weeks, and everytime i went to the mall to work, my aunt let me use her laptop over there, and the FOOD! Burgers, tacos, pizza, Asian food, nom nom nom nom nom. But I still wanted something else. I had Athena and SushiKat over, I invited Emily over (but she couldn't come.) Church activities were getting funner, we went to North Shore every Sunday. I was happy. But this, this tops it all! So my Grandparents live in Utah, far far far far far away from Hawaii, and we are middle class with average amount o money, which means, living in Hawaii, crusing, can't over spend. The biggest thing we got this year was a double seater, $500 Kayak from Costco. I've ridden in it once. (I've had other chances, i've just chosen to rest cuz I've hardly been getting any sleep at night.) so ANYWAY, we had a family from church over the other night, and dad made us preform the Kamate for them (it's a war dance. >:D). He then announed that we were GOING TO UTAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And just so understand my excitement, I haven't gone to Utah in 2 years, which is a rapid drop form the 'going every christmas time' to the 'going every other Christmas' when I was little. (then my brothers came into play, damn those little rats.>:P)It then became unheard of when the whole family went to Utah. I went by myself, in 3rd grade-4th grade summer, I went with my dad and my younger brother(who was in 2nd grade) and then we never went again. UNTIL THIS SUMMER! we will be staying for 3 weeks, (:Dx47) and my mom is coming at the last week(someone has to manage the business.) and, we are going to YELLOWSTONE!!!!!!!! i went there when i was,like, three, and all I remember is sleeping in the back of the car, and a vague memory/dream memory of collecting firewood in the forest and a deer.
So then, I told my co-worker person, Shell, and she was all happy and stuff, and then while i was playing on my Aunt's laptop, she said to me, "Hey, look what someone left in the store, like half-a-year ago!" And she showed my a DSi, and then GAVE ME THE FRAKING DSi. IT WAS SO AWESOME! I GOT A FREE DSi! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY ARE?!?!?! I WAS ONLY TELLING MY BROTHER THE NIGHT BEFORE, "HEY, I'M GONNA SAVE MY MONEY UP TO BUY A DS" (cause Jack (little baby brother) dropped my DS into the toilet and ruined it, then lost my DSi) BUT I DIDN'T NEED TO SAVE UP ANY MONEY TO BUY A DS, I GOT A FREE DSi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BEST SUMMER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEW YORK!!!!!

In New York!!!!! Imma Queen of the town TOMATOE!!!!!
thatz wat i hear.
-PurpleOtter

Tuesday, June 21

Kitteh

I like to make pretty pictures.
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Mural

Nom. I fixed it. Sorry bout the smallness/badness, i cant make it bigger. :C
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Grimm fairy tales

This is the back of my book Athena let me read. I prettied it up with picsay!
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Friday, June 10

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGHHHHHHHHHH

Okay, so Athena didn't talk to me for a week, then started to not talk to Emily, and started to talk to me. I know i should be happy, but she still hasn't told me what i did yet. UGH! she is just so TEMPRAMENTAL. AHHHHHHHH! *dies from irritation*

Thursday, June 2

confused

i am so very CONFUSED. i know i have done many things to make crystal mad at me, but now she's not talking to me. and crystal, if you are reading this, i am incredibly sorry, and to make it up to you, i think my mom said that i could take you to ice palace. I know that still might not cut it, but it's all i got to work with here. i am sorry. please tell me what i did. i am sorry for whatever i did.

Friday, May 27

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bordom

This is what i do when i'm bored. Ugh!
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mural

I dont know if i already posted this, but oh well. This is a mural we are doing at the boys and girls club. Its very imaginative. It looks a little better now.
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asdfghjkl;

Its sooooooooooooooooo hotttttttttttttttt. Gah
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Friday, May 20

i am like october when i am dead

Oh, you have a smock on.

i am like october when i am dead

I asked my dad if the corn harvest is over
it is way over, he said.

i am like october when i am dead

If you call me, I won't answer
I am sitting under the moon in a wheel-barrow

i am like october when i am dead

You are gone.
For lunch I had peanuts

i am like october when i am dead

God help me, I'm throwing my neighbor off a building

i am like october when i am dead

I have two wilting sunflowers
on my bookshelf
that's it
that's all
poems over, get out

i am like october when i am dead

to my nephew on his birthday
I will choke your father
I don't care
I am not afraid.

Thursday, May 19

procrastination

I HAVE THE STUPIDEST PORJECT FOR SCIENCE. UGH

wain an swimming

yesterdai wen i had 2 go home, it started to wain. An I was wering mai purple bowler hat, wich KANT get wet. an woop di doo. it got wet. Hazah. -.- i r not apreciate. dumb rain.
ANIWAI
l8r dat dai I went 2 mai neighborz pool, were pershuns brother wuz teaching pershun how 2 dive, an she FINALLY figured out how to deep dive, wich is wen you dive wit ur head 1st and keep your bodi stright an go stright down. then she figured out how 2 long dive wich is wen you go an u dive an you go @ a angle an u go in2 da water an you go farther den a deep dive. den I showed her how 2 otter dive an it wuz fun. den we played marco polo an i won. yay. den pershuns aunt got me skittlez an de ywer nommy.
but ANIWAY the random question of the day is.....


WHY IS A HORSE?

Wednesday, May 11

Saturday, May 7

FARIEY

So last night there was a play at my school. It was a Midsummer's Night Dream. I played a fairy and I had FRIEZING AWESOME makeup that Athena did for me. It was fun, but I stayed up till 12 last night so now I'm tierd. Crystal is coming over today to do our engrish project. You know, our engrish teacher, let's call her EL (evil lady) choses the WORST books EVER. arg. Enough ranting about her. I say the same thing everytime. blargh
-pershun

Monday, March 28

otter mascott

As some of you might know, my phone is retareded. Here is the picture of the mascott of the blog.
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Thursday, March 24

Randomness

Why do the lemon juice makers in the lemon jucie factories use fake lemons while the fatcories that make diswashing soap use real lemons?
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Wednesday, March 23

officail mascot

I just got this from my friend, who went to Austrailia for Spring Break. And here are the squeals. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!one!!!!!!1 ITZ AN OTTER!!!!!!!! *has a spazz attack induced seziure and blacks out* well, hello again. I had the funniest dream that I had a stuffed Otter. They are really hard to find where I live which suck. OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I DO HAVE A STUFFED OTTER!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!! Okay, spazz attack over. I thank Crystal Akiona for the mascot. She brought me an Otter, Emily a wombat and Athena sand.
Anyway, this is the new mascott(?) For the blog if you didn't catch on to that. The mascott's name is Otterness. But her real name is Ferret. Everone thinks its a ferret.
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Tuesday, March 22

green squril

Kittys fave toy is a green squril. :D i apologize if this is a repeat post, it was on my phone but oh well
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Sunday, March 6

green squril

Kittys fave toy is a green squril. :D
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kitty.

Kitty lykes 2 sleep on a towel. Kitty ish tiredx rite now. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Wednesday, February 23

DO STUFF! :D

Go to: DO STUFF

My name is Cherry Blossom.  CHERRY BLOSSOM.  I failed and put a fake name by mistake.  Put your username in the commet section below and I will give you 10 points and befriends you.  This is complety safe and you can make money.  I have already gotten a $10 gift certificate for iTunes which is great because I need new music :D.  You can do this too! I just need 20 people to sign up and I will get a $100 gift certificate.  Or one more person for $25.  Let's go for the kill here people! 

GARDEN NOMES!!!!!!

Daily Question (7)

Does P.O. like Kitteh?

Tuesday, February 22

Ungroundment

I have talked to Purple Otter and Kitteh about their feud(?) and I think I have solved their problem.  P.O. is (haha P.O.'s initials are the same as Post Office. Tee Hee) ungrounded and I have decided on a prize for the contest (now back opened) all previous points still count and I have figured out new categories.  I will list them below.
Daily Question: worth one point I will try to do this daily but don't get mad if I don't.  Answers can be found within previous posts.
Randomness: worth two points I will post random questions at random times.
Do Stuff: worth ten points.  These sometimes will benefit me.
Mystery:  worth twenty points.  These require you to think and find out the mystery using as much sources as you can.
Poll: Worth one point.  Answer a poll question.
This is all I have right now.  Will post more later.

GARDEN NOMES!!!!!!!!! :D

Monday, February 21

sno

sno is cold.  it maks water cold.  *shivers* gud thing I has fluffly!

Sunday, February 13

Friday, February 11

wain wain go away

wain wain go away com agen anoder dai....  It wain rewlly hard rite now.  i is all wet. *sad face*

Monday, February 7

Rocket 21

I would like to win money,so please click on this link and say that friends name is cherry blossom. Can you spread this around? 20pple gets me a $100 gift certificate to spend on any thing online. Thanks so much!!! :D
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Thursday, February 3

nailpolish fail.

This is my nail Polish. I usually paint it black. I wanted to try something new. Is this green my COLOR?
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Wednesday, February 2

Tuesday, February 1

fleh

Fleh fleh fleh ish shound i mak wen ai shwim.
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kitteh

Kitteh is sleeping on my chest.
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kitty.

Dis kitty. Kitteh is not kitty. I lik kitty. Kitty lik play.
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kitteh

Dis kitteh. He run way. I don lik kitteh.
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questions

What kind of questions for the contest should i have? Leave your answers in the contest box below(say below in a really deep slow voice. GO =3!! :D).
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fix.

I finnaly fixed my phone do i can blog from it.
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Friday, January 28

Mad

I can't believe that P.O. (Purple Otter) and kitteh don't get along, I've always thought of them as besteys.  Anyway kitteh is safe, P.O. is grounded and the contest is off until further notice.  (I need to think of more catagoreies and questions, need more posts until continuation of contest.)

Wednesday, January 26

Shocked

I don kno how but kitteh kat came hom last nite.  I taugt i lost him gud. but no, stoopid kitteh must com bac hom.  I no lyke kitteh kat, he tak atention away from pershun dat belong 2 me. Kitteh even afriad of wata.  Who ish afried of wata?!? sewiously.

Math Rambles

Rambles I make in Math.

My kitteh came home last night.  He didn't come home the night before, I was really worried.

Friday, January 21

Apoligi

I ish shori dat I wuznt her an i didnt post myush.  I went on a trip wif my frends to hunt jewlyfish.  nom.

Mean But Teacher

engrish teacher dat pershun has ish men 2 pershun.  i don like engrish teacher.  mean but.

Daily Question(6)

Why doesn't PurpleOtter like Mosquitoes?

Saturday, January 15

Stats

Jellico cat is winning with 6 points.

Contest prize still not decided.

Tuesday, January 11

OMG! I thank Jellico cat for this awesomely cute picture of river otters.  I aplogize for not posting this earlyer, I did not have the time and the internet connection to post this during the Chirstmas season.

Saturday, January 8

Thursday, January 6

ish hapi

Jumping jelwy fish! Shome1 has entered da contesth! So far in the lead ish jellico cat wif one point B-)
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Daily Question(2)

What is one disadvantage of winter for Purple Otter?
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Wednesday, January 5

Daily Question (1)

What is Purple Otter's favorite food?
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Daily Question

The daily question gets 1 point. Most of the answers can be found in previous posts. Theh rest are infrences of your brain.
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Contest.

I am starting a contest. Comment on every fowarding posts to rack up points. Who ever wins gets a prize. I'm not sure what it is yet.
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Mossqito

Mossqito bits scratch. I dont like mossqitos. I like mossqito coils. Dey smel gud. :D
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Tuesday, January 4

shleep

Pershun ish grumpy. She sai it cuz she tired. I tol her 2 go 2 bed. She bo listen. Shilly pershun. Shtay up till 2 and wake up @ 12 for 2 wek den plan 2 get up @ 7. Ha. I ish shamrter den pershun. =3. Btw. =3 is myush interesting.....
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school is mean.

The first day of school is always mean.
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Saturday, January 1

wii

Playing justdance 2 on da wii makesh my paws hurt
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smoke

*cough cough* smoke chocks purple otter. Cant breatyh. Retreating 2 pool so i canz breath
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new year

Hapi new yer
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