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I fixed the blogger app on mai phone! Now I can post all the time!

Texas

Crystal is officially gone, moping around Mississippi, that's for sure.  I am about up to here with all the moping and the whining and the "Stella, I want to come home"-ing.  Her status for face book is actually, D': Dx I hate Mississippi.  What doesn't help is that Josh dumped her on Thursday, saying that he was already in a long distance relationship and he didn't want to try and work it out.  This is what a typical conversation between us is like:
Crystal
Me
D: I hate Mississippi.
Why
It's stupid and I hate it.
That's not a very good reason.
Well too bad, I hate it.
Go outside.
It's cold outside.
LOL. That's a song.
Nothing is funny anymore.There is no more color in the world.
-.- Stop it
Stop what
Stop cutting yourself.
I'm not cutting myself.
Yes you are.  Don't try to lie.
Why.
Because it's bad.
So?
If you cut yourself, you use a blade, which is usually dirty.
So?
You'll get an infection.
So?
Infections are bad.
So?
You can DIE.
...and? Better than here in Mississippi.
If you die from the infection caused by the blade, that's considered suicide.
So?
Suicide means you go to Hell.
No.
Yes.
Only a place for non christans.
-.-
Stella has signed off
Really I'm invisible because I'm waiting for Emily so I can talk to her and we can make another story.
I can't believe what Josh did.
I hate him. I hate him so much. 
He's such a jerk! AHhhh!
What's worse is that I"m happy.  I'm happy she's gone.  I don't want to be, but I am.  I am happy that the person I fought to be my friend again is gone.  Purple Otter understands somewhat, but I don't.  My pet otter understands something about me that I don't. Sigh.

Devestation

Josh and Crystal are dating... I can't believe I let myself fall for him.  No, no, mustn't anymore, he's off limits. I hope he understands if I stop hanging out there for awhile.  I hope Elaine does too. sigh

SPOILER: DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN SUPER 8

These are my thoughts that were in my head during the movie.
hmmmmm. Cool. Emma told me the kid's mom died.
Ooh, cool zombie scene.
This kid knows alot about filming.
That girl is a really good actress.
Cool, a train.
Production value? I t'll ran just cuz of a train? No. That's stupid.  I can't hear a word they are saying.
A truck. What's with the truck... HOLY MOTHER OF EGGS! EXPLOSION! COOL! LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWL. PEOPLE ARE ALMOST DYING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ooh. Blood. Just fake? Awwwwwwwwwwww.
Eggs? I see egg cartons.
Truck. it would have been funneh if it was left unscathed.
Ooh. Person.
Note? Map?
HE'S ALIVE?!
GUN!
Do not speak of this. OR EVERYONE YOU LOVE WILL DIE.  meep *hides* Okay mr.
Another train?People! Aliens! oh. no. just people.  FROM TEH GOVERNMENT!
SHHHHHHHHH! SHE CAN"T DRIVE WITH EVERYONE TALKING!
SLEEP!
NEW HOUSE!
TWINS! HITTING EACH OTHER WITH BATS!
-.- Her clothing is too modest.
TRAIN CRASH!
Imma go steal monehz from me mum. LOLZ
CAMERA STORE!
NEW HOUSE!
BUM DAD! He's not very nice.
OOH! FAKE GUNZ! ZOMBIEZ ARE BEING DEAD.
Train crash is an Air Force training base thing?
`Scuse me.  Can we get another order of fries because my friend here is fat.
ooh. I lieks this song this dude is playing on his walkman.
AHHHHHHHHHHH. Bicylce  ringinness!
DOGz!
AHH! the ringing is getting faster!
DUMPSTER BEHIND  THE GASOLINE TANK! COOL!
ANT! GIANT MONSTER ANT! 0.o
Oooh. He's really good at zombeh makeup
Yes, because a bear could do that much damage.
Cool. all the engines are gone.
ARMEH TRUCKZ!
Lucy? is that his dog? Lots of dogs are missing.
Dude, you ate the kid's food.
All the power is acting strange... on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off
 The wires are down? wa?
The crap? blocks of discarded things made of metal are being thrown in the sky
20 microwaves...
RUSSIAN INVASION! LOLOLOLOLOLOL. ITS THE SOVIETZ
radio... military chatter. Listen in dude! gah.
Being the deputy's son is hard.  EVERYONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE.
LAWL. YES. HIDE YHUR BAD GRADES! HIDE THEM FROM THE PRETTY GURL.
'A C-?!?!?! You got it a C-?!?!
This necklace is going to be a very important piece of information.
It's like their running away in all different directions. Cool
They LOOK like Soviet Russia dudes...

Hey, that's your camera, but technically my film.

Walking distance.  Any where is walking distance if you have the time.

When I say NO, I don't mean MAYBE, I don't mean YES, I mean NO. Well duh

They have one person to rely on, there used to be someone else, but now it's just me. >.< why do i find this funny?
Imma hungry.
There're's flies on his face. Thats gross.  Open sores.  EWWWW.
DREAM FLASHBACK! DRIVING DOWN A HIGHWAY!
NO! They BOY is supposed to bother the GIRL, waking her up at night, standing outside her window. (that sounds really creeperish) NOT the other way around.
Ooh! the thing is moving. ZOOMPH! ITZ GONE.
my shoulder hurtz.
you can't tell her where she was. that doesn't make any sense.
Not supopsed to drink and drive dude. See that's what happens.
THE GIANT ANTS ATTACK AGAIN! :O THEY TOOK ALICE! HOW DARE THEY!
They're in the WATER TOWER!
LOL. He's like the typical girlfriend.  YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT I'M ANGRY ABOUT!
LAWL. GIRL PROBLEMS. GIANT ANT!
OOH! Evacuation! FIRE! BUS! how does the dad know where he's going?
ooh. a concentration camp.  Nice trick.
You always have to tell someone you believe them. ESPECIALLY if no one believes that person.
LAWL. This movie is funny.
Dude, act like you belong there.
What, I have to wait here like a douche`? Yes. LOL
I can't believe we are breaking into the school! who does that! Idiots do that!
OMG. He's HIGH!
Dude, you just totally stole his mom's necklace!
Hey Mr. Lamm. SHHHHH! lol.
GIANT ANT ATTACK! Attacking inoccent children now?!?!
PROJECTILE VOMITING!

Guys the seat belt's killing me!

Giant ants are giant ant spiders. G.A.S! GAS!

JOHNNY! JOHNNY! WAKE UP! HE'S TOO STONED! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T DO DRUGS!xD

all the tanks are misfiring!
STOP CRYING! WE AREN'T DEAD YET!
There are bodies everywhere.  Dude, I like your decoration scheme.
*SLAP* okay, good your alive. lawl.
Oh, they took the sheriff. You know, usually when people are hanging up side down, their face gets red, and THEY DIE.
METAL SHARDS!
It.turned.into.water. THE CRAP.
the water tower fell, shouldn't they be worried?
LOL he's still stoned!
END! END OF THE MOVEI!
thanks for bearing with me, i would have been saying all these things, irritating Kathrine.
OMG! FOR THOSE WHO READ THIS, BUT DIDN'T WATCH THE MOVIE YET, SHAME ON YOU! BUT WATCH IT! THERE'S A MOVIE THAT GOES ALONG WITH THE CREDITS, AND IT'S HILARIOUS!

Super 8

So I'm sitting in the computer lab, watching Super 8.  It's hard to follow, epically with my short attention span.  I wonder if Purple Otter is getting along with that Katz.  However, it is rather interesting.

Wolfpaw: Dark Beginnings

Hey guys, I'm typing this up for my friend check it out and comment!
Wolfpaw

Cool.

Some dude asked me out today. I feel flattered. I said no, of course, but he IS cute, and he's a NF! I wish I could let myself go out with him, but I can't.  Purple Otter needs me too much. :P. 
So anyway, I need your guys' help.  My friend Aria liked this guy Danny.  He liked her back, or so it seemed, and the relationship "bloomed".  They weren't dating, but they were getting real close.  They went to a movie last Friday, and he had her do something for him that I'd rather not repeat.  Let's just say it was really bad and one person should only d it to another person if they really really really really care (its gross).  Aria did it, she REALLY liked him, and now he says he doesn't care about her anymore.  What a jerk, right? She's really mad at him, and wants to do something that would hurt him.  She gets to see him everyday, all the time.  They catch the same bus, morning and afternoon, hang out with the same friends, and go to te same school.  She doesn't know what to do, so I'm asking you, readers and fellow bloggers, to help her get over this HORRID jerk.
Thanks! I'll post more later,
Pershun.

P.S. I'm thinking of changing the title to something less childish and easier to find, what should it be? (Leave all answers in comments below THNX!)